Blunkett shocker!

They said it could never happen. But yesterday it did happen.
David Blunkett found his integrity.
It had been feared lost forever, never to be seen ever ever again.
But yesterday evening it was found safe and sound locked away at Bellmarsh prison.
Upon his first days of freedom in well over a decade the small withered integrity had this to say.
"It's been a long time coming. But I knew I'd be free. Once David left office."
As to its imprisonment?
"I was left there due to having no real function. I was as useless to David in office as Geoff Hoon is now. Integrity in Government?! Who has heard of such a thing? So I was left in Bellmarsh, safely away from the public and public office."
We also asked if it had happened to see Tony Blair's integrity whilst there.
Mr Blunkett's integrity laughed.
"Tony Blair's integrity?! There's no such thing!"



Loch Ness monster: still spotted more often than an MP's integrity