Orwell to stay

With rumours of reshuffling in the US Goverment following George W Bush's re-election, one man at least is happy. It has been confirmed that, Secretary of Doublespeak George Orwell, is staying on.
Responsible for such couplets as:
'There should be limits to freedom' and 'The war in Iraq is really about peace' it is understood that President Bush is keen to continue his work with speech writer Orwell.
Mr Orwell himself is said to be very happy about the confirmation, despite being dead for over 50 years.


Dead but happy