Oh God no!

It was louder than the worst thunderstorm you can imagine.
Those who were near it are now said to be deaf as a result.
Seizeometers the world over went into overdrive last night after the cry that went up after George W Bush's re-election.


This is not happening! This is not happening!

People from as far away as the Outer Hebrides heard it. Even scientists working in the North Pole heard the cry of, 'Oh God, no!' as the US Election result became clear.
It isn't clear if this unique phenomena has occurred before but This might be Satire analyst's believe that it has happened at least once before.
That being the first time Bush was elected.


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God responded earlier today with the following statement:
'Don't blame me. I didn't bloody well vote for him!'