Tuesday, November 02, 2004

Moore: A new low

Michael Moore is known for his controversial films and provocative views.
Today he is set to shock once more.
On the day of the US Election This Might be Satire has found out through exclusive contacts that Michael Moore has not said a bad word about George W Bush for at least two days.
It will shock and offend many, not only in the US, but throughout the world.
We tried to get in touch with Mr Moore so he could explain his actions. He declined to comment but a spokesman for him didn't issue the following statement today,
'Mr Moore wishes it to be known that in not saying anything provocative or critical of Dubya he is exercising his right to free-speech. Thank you.'
According to his supporters this isn't the first time Mr Moore has stirred controversy by not saying anything about President Bush. A close friend we made up earlier said,
'Just before Mike's first book came out he went at least 24 hours without saying anything about Bush. So it's not surprise to me that he hasn't said anything lately'.


JUST IN:
We've heard reports that Moore has just told a friend that he hopes,
'that dork Bush loses his job tonight'.