"Al-Qaeda snow plot!"
In a 'This Might be Satire' exclusive it has been revealed after extensive undercover made up investigations that Al-Qaeda is working on a major plot to disrupt mainland Britain.
They plan to do this with a powerful harmful new and deadly substance.
It's name is simple, snow.
People are advised that 'snow' is white, cold to the touch and great for sledging on.
Avoid at all costs, unless engaging in a snowball fight.
The Government had no comment on this made up story.
Critics are blaming everyone.