Satire awards Mail writer

Congrats to Daily Mail writer Melanie Phillips!
The columnist has just scooped This Might Be Satire's one and only award for her outstanding and imaginative oratory skills.
That being the ability to talk so exclusively out of her arse.
The columnist was up against some fierce competition, Richard Littlejohn, Tony Blair, the Sun newspaper but her complete lack of irony, wit and compassion in her narrow minded ravings, won her the day.
Well done Melanie!