I could have written a story!

A 'This might be Satire' reporter with an actual factual worthwhile story gained easy access to The Sun's Editorial offices today and could have had a story printed right under their very noses.
Our intrepid man, known as The Smartarse, strolled unchallenged in and around the 'news' building in London for TEN YEARS simply by posing as a journalist.
And unfortunately by posing as such, his cover was easily blown.
When our reporter asked about researching a newsworthy event such as the recent deaths and arresting of student protestors in Ethiopia the jig was up.
A enquiry has been ordered by The Sun's top brass into the mishap of real news content infiltrating their offices. For the follow up report extra large crayons and bibs have been ordered.