Election 2005! Results in!

In a This might be Satire exclusive we can er...exclusively reveal to you who the next Prime Minister of the UK will be! We have seen the results.

The next PM will be...a politician!
Yes, a politician will definitely be Prime Minister at the end of May 5th 2005!

Our heartiest congratulations to the winner!

The rightiest right wing ever?

In a rift that is threatening to unhinge the UK election process, a huge row didn't break out today between the BNP and the Conservative party. Both accuse the other and both claim that they are the wronged party. Caught in amongst all of this are the public who really want to know...
just who is the most right wing?
It's the eternal question that has dogged people for at least five minutes.
Which came first? The Tory or the Nazi?
Both parties however are unrepentant.
"We're the most right wing. Everyone knows it. The Tories have stolen all our ideas," BNP fuhrer Nick Griffin didn't claim today. "If it wasn't for us the Tories wouldn't exist. They'd have no-one to nick their ideas from."


Nick Griffin

Tory leader Michael Howard however disagrees.
"Everyone knows that without us the BNP would not exist. For it is us that they have stolen ideas from. No-one is more right wing than us. No-one!"

Michael Howard

When asked if the Tory party line was one that simply played on peoples' predjuices' the Tory leader didn't remark. "Yes. Of course. It's a goldmine of votes for us. Cheap votes from cheap predjuices? Are you thinking what we're thinking?"