Wednesday, February 18, 2009

"Al-Qaeda snow plot!"


In a 'This Might be Satire' exclusive it has been revealed after extensive undercover made up investigations that Al-Qaeda is working on a major plot to disrupt mainland Britain.
They plan to do this with a powerful harmful new and deadly substance.
It's name is simple, snow.

After having forced a downfall over the UK in early February, we understand that Al-Qaeda operatives are now planning to unleash a full snow flurry in the hopes of disabling the day-to-day running of the UK and cause utter chaos.
People are advised that 'snow' is white, cold to the touch and great for sledging on.
Avoid at all costs, unless engaging in a snowball fight.
The Government had no comment on this made up story.
Critics are blaming everyone.