tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-89134942011-04-22T04:01:12.948+01:00A very unfair and completely unbalanced view of the world Sherstonhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15152947940523270240noreply@blogger.comBlogger231100tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8913494.post-39186828020421622552009-02-18T16:16:00.004Z2009-02-18T17:02:22.091Z

In a 'This Might be Satire' exclusive it has been revealed after extensive undercover made up investigations that Al-Qaeda is working on a major plot to disrupt mainland Britain.They plan to do this with a powerful harmful new and deadly substance.It's name is simple, snow.After having forced a downfall over the UK in early February, we understand that Al-Qaeda operatives are now planning to

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This Might be Satire is currently on a sabbatical, mourning the loss of the US President George W Bush. We shall return soon. When we sober up.

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This Might be Satire is pleased to announce the new winner of our just made up a minute ago monthly award: "The General Sir Anthony Cecil Hogmanay Melchett total pig-headed unwillingness to look facts in the face whilst keeping a sunny disposition award" goes to...Prime Minister Tony Blair!This award showcases his continued naivety -calling for a ceasefire when he knows full well they won't be

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Israel unveiled its new Defense Minsister today, Jim Malone.When asked how to defeat and perhaps end the current conflict with Hizbollah the Mr Malone said:"Here's how, they pull a knife, we pull a gun. They send one of yours to the hospital, we send one of his to the morgue. That's the Chicago way, and now it's the Israeli way! Are you ready to do that? ARE YOU?!"Hizbollah's new head of command

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The Israeli election results are in.The turnout was low and no outright winner was declared.Out of the following political groups:'Palestinians die die die party''Palestinny-what-now coalition''The Arabs have got no chance group'None of these parties had enough votes to win by clear majority so a coaltion out of all the parties has been formed and will declare a government soon.When it does the

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Congrats to Daily Mail writer Melanie Phillips!The columnist has just scooped This Might Be Satire's one and only award for her outstanding and imaginative oratory skills.That being the ability to talk so exclusively out of her arse.The columnist was up against some fierce competition, Richard Littlejohn, Tony Blair, the Sun newspaper but her complete lack of irony, wit and compassion in her

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A 'This might be Satire' reporter with an actual factual worthwhile story gained easy access to The Sun's Editorial offices today and could have had a story printed right under their very noses.Our intrepid man, known as The Smartarse, strolled unchallenged in and around the 'news' building in London for TEN YEARS simply by posing as a journalist. And unfortunately by posing as such, his cover

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In a This might be Satire exclusive we can er...exclusively reveal to you who the next Prime Minister of the UK will be! We have seen the results.The next PM will be...a politician! Yes, a politician will definitely be Prime Minister at the end of May 5th 2005!Our heartiest congratulations to the winner!

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In a rift that is threatening to unhinge the UK election process, a huge row didn't break out today between the BNP and the Conservative party. Both accuse the other and both claim that they are the wronged party. Caught in amongst all of this are the public who really want to know...just who is the most right wing? It's the eternal question that has dogged people for at least five minutes. Which

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With the UK general election coming in May the UK government has decided to take a cue from the recent Iraq elections in an attempt to increase voter turn out and vanquish voter apathy.Voters in the Iraq election were threatened with extreme violence if they voted. So the government here has decided to use this principle in reverse to get voters back to the ballot box. Vote or die!In what has

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David Frum, George W Bush's former speechwriter, has been out of work for some time now. Unfortunately since the dizzy heights of his famous 'evil' speech Mr Frum has fallen from grace. There's not much call for an evil doer speechwriter as President bush has learned to latch the words 'evil', 'doer' all by himself now. Since those heady days Mr Frum has of course busied himself with writing

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They said it could never happen. But yesterday it did happen. David Blunkett found his integrity. It had been feared lost forever, never to be seen ever ever again. But yesterday evening it was found safe and sound locked away at Bellmarsh prison. Upon his first days of freedom in well over a decade the small withered integrity had this to say. "It's been a long time coming. But I knew I'd be

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A communist First it was Halloween now it could very well be Christmas. In a move that is bound to upset kids, parents and credit lenders everywhere Santa has threatened the unthinkable. A Christmas strike. Press releases are rare enough from the big bearded one but This Might be Satire managed to track him down to explain this potentially upsetting turn of events. We asked, would the strike be

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Not since the mid-nineties and Tom Hanks infamous Oscar speech has such a response been elicited. Thanks to Tony Blair's and George Bush's swapping of gushing praise yesterday it happened again as mass vomiting erupted all over Britain last night. The effect was heard, felt and smelt all over the UK last night and it is feared that the mess will not be cleared up until sometime next week. No-one

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With rumours of reshuffling in the US Goverment following George W Bush's re-election, one man at least is happy. It has been confirmed that, Secretary of Doublespeak George Orwell, is staying on.Responsible for such couplets as:'There should be limits to freedom' and 'The war in Iraq is really about peace' it is understood that President Bush is keen to continue his work with speech writer

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It was louder than the worst thunderstorm you can imagine. Those who were near it are now said to be deaf as a result. Seizeometers the world over went into overdrive last night after the cry that went up after George W Bush's re-election. This is not happening! This is not happening! People from as far away as the Outer Hebrides heard it. Even scientists working in the North Pole heard the

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Keep up to date with the US Election and all other headlines here

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Michael Moore is known for his controversial films and provocative views. Today he is set to shock once more. On the day of the US Election This Might be Satire has found out through exclusive contacts that Michael Moore has not said a bad word about George W Bush for at least two days. It will shock and offend many, not only in the US, but throughout the world. We tried to get in touch with Mr

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In a move that is bound to break the hearts of kids everywhere, Halloween 2004 is off. This year's participants are striking and are refusing to come out as per normal Halloween traditions. A striking vampire yesterday 'We're not coming out,' said A Zombie, PR for the Halloween Union G.H.O.U.L. 'The conditions, this year are awful . It's just not safe. Have you seen the world lately?

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The Yeti. The Lock Ness Monster. The man in the moon. Sightings and contact with these myths and phenomena are rare but not as rare This Might be Satire's recent encounter with the following 21st century phenomena. Rumours were abound of its existence but they were never taken seriously. Until now. In a This might be Satire exclusive we can now reveal to you our meeting with an ordinary man with

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God in rare public appearance In a rare public announcement that is sure to shock his supporters God, aka Allah, Yaweh, Ozzy Osborne, stated that he has no firm favourite in the upcoming US election. 'I'm really quite impartial to the whole thing,' the omnipotent one said from his telephone at an undisclosed location today. This will come as a total shock to his many fans especially in the USA

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America is facing a new and bigger threat that's even more powerful and dangerous than obesity. A severe lack of Irony. This streak, that gives those that have it a healthy, rational and humorous view of the world around them, has been falling ever since the current Bush presidency has taken office, critics today claimed. A British scientist who recently finished a study in the US today said, 'If

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Ministers have to wear a cowboy hat and effect a slow American drawl to have any chance of being noticed in Downing Street, it was claimed today. Claims of American influence over Number 10 have have been made before but this is the frist time it has become so pervasive. 'It's ridiculous,' said one Labour Minister yesterday. 'Unless you put on a cowboy hat, cry yeehaw! and call Tony 'buddy' he

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